i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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