i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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