I molested 6 butterflies tonight
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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