Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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