shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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