I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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