They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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