no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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