im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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