all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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