I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
