Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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