so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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