i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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