You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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