Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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