The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
