sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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