My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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