Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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