I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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