Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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