Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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