brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Randomize
