girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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