hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
