Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
people are starting to question the shark bite story
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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