also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
