38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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