Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
