i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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