You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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