You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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