I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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