You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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