This show inspires me to have sex in space
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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