i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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