btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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