If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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