He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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