i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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