I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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