i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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