Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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