Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Acid is not a monday night drug
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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