In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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