people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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