I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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