i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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