I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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