I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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