As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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