I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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