Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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